221bitssmallerontheoutside:

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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LEAVE MY SIGHT AND NEVER RETURN YOU’VE BEEN BANISHED

Let’s talk about murder.

bbcamerica:

New Portraits from this week’s episode of Doctor Who. Episode 6 ‘The Caretaker’ premieres Saturday, September 27th at 9/8c on BBC America

zaynmalif:

what an icon

  • me: -bounces leg-
  • classmate: did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
  • me: yeah?
  • classmate: you're like always boucing your leg
  • me: im literally always anxious

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

dyl666:

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

I thought everyone knew about this

artemisizumi:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Oh God why am I posting this. Ok so this is basically the intro to a thing I want to make. But it’s also good as its own thing, I guess. It took to long. An dit’s kinda dumb. Whatever.

Hey look at this thing I drew a long time ago

This is great

reservcirbitch:

u know those poops where ur p sure you just gave birth through your ass

Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last.

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

kuhamasisha021:

Actual married couple - you can almost FEEL Dan just yelling out suddenly “PHIL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT iT OUT”

kuhamasisha021:

Actual married couple - you can almost FEEL Dan just yelling out suddenly “PHIL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT iT OUT”

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