Of course Clark Gregg knows what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for.
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
This story that’s been going around has been pissing me off so much. Like wow, maybe if you actually put a tenth of the effort that was put into this spreadsheet into figuring out what turns your wife on and off (hint: passive aggressive spreadsheet-making is probably a turn off), you wouldn’t be getting turned down so damn often.
I feel really bad for her. Especially when you look at the reasons. One of them is because she still felt tender from the day before. Like you’re hurting her but you’re going to blame her. He doesn’t seem mature enough to have sex.
Even on the days when it’s not something like actual pain, she is clearly just not in the mood.
When he’s like “said we’d be late but we were actually early by 20 minutes” it’s like he thinks he’s catching her in a lie or something, but really he’s just making it super clear that the real reason his wife won’t have sex with him is that his wife just doesn’t want to have sex with him.
Not surprising, considering the window of time he thought was adequate was 20 minutes… I’m not saying it’s only good if someone can “last” 20 minutes, but if he thinks it’s sexy for the entire act—from getting undressed to foreplay to whatever to laying there all orgasmed out for a bit—to have a 20-minute time limit on it, then no wonder his wife doesn’t want to have sex with him.
This man is a piece of shit (if this is even real. probably just invented to go viral) and there were two “Yes” in this spreadsheet anyway, so I don’t know what he’s complaining about.
Maybe if he could try to be less of a shit, his wife would be more in the mood… but being less of a shit involves understanding that people’s sex drives differ and that maybe twice in one month is more than enough for someone that he willingly chose to get married to.
Marrying someone does NOT mean you are entitled to sex with them or that they are under any obligation to have sex with you, let alone a frequent amount of sex………
If a man ever tried to “call me out” for saying no, I would immediately leave him. I hope that, if this couple even really exists, the wife bails on this loser.
The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.
Found a better one.
PRINCE KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.
I’d work at Disneyland just for this
Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
Disney Princesses + platonic kisses
A gentle reminder that a kiss can mean many things. A kiss can be a symbol of good luck, good faith, or just to show your compassion for another. I think this is one of my favorite photo sets of some Disney ladies in a long time.
*finishes whole series of tv show*
*does extensive background search on the cast and follows them on all social media**Rewatches entire series again*
*watches everything favourite cast member has been in, no matter how bad it is*